I was watching TV last night and had the pleasure of witnessing the Jonas Brothers perform live*. We will not dwell on what show I was watching. That is just besides the point.
Anyway, these boys fascinate me. Ok, no they don't. Their music gives me gas, but their fashion sense, that is something special. I believe each boy was assigned a certain role and their clothes reflect that. I'm sure each boy has a real name, but I have my own names for them: pirate jonas, duran duran jonas, and underage jonas.
I believe they are standing in that very order in the picture I have attached.
Pirate Jonas: He is always found playing the guitar and walking aimlessly around the stage. I believe he is supposed to be a romantic at heart, which he demonstrates by wearing many scarves and vests. He seems to like layering. That could get hot in concert.
Duran Duran Jonas: Its like he wants to be Simon Lebon*. This is demonstrated by his constant wearing of white ties and skinny jeans. He is the funky fresh Jonas. He is the kind of boy who is just rockin. I would have made fun of him in high school.
Underage Jonas: Enough said. I am precluded by law from making comments about minors. But I will say, he just tries waaayy too hard. His fake ID probably says he is 64 and Jamaican.
* I'm not sure how live it actually was. I think their mikes were turned down, they had vocals playing in the background, and I'm not sure their guitars were plugged in.
** Let me tell you, he ain't no Simon Lebon. He couldn't even shine Simon Lebon's shoes.
3 comments:
This is why I can't stop reading...good stuff.
your theories interest me, and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
don't hate. i've actually seen them in concert. ;)
they are adorable. i promise. and when you see them live you don't even have to hear them sing, because all you hear is screaming tweens.
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