Thursday, December 18, 2008

Be careful what you wish for

I seriously was complaining about how I needed to lose five pounds. Stomach flu/food poisoning worked the trick, but man it was a tough ride. I should have leart my lesson earlier in the year. I requested that I find a man who worshipped me. Yeah, I got that too. Being texted constantly and stalked gets a bit scary after a while. I dropped that idea.

Now, I just want a guy who likes me.

Anyway, in the ongoing tummy chrisis, I have fallen under flu like syptoms a couple of times, especially near bed time, which have resulted in some weird dreams.

Last night, I dreamed that I was back in college crying to my tennis teacher about how I can't believe he gave me a C. Now, this is a true story. I did cry when I went to discuss my grade with my tennis teacher. He was grading on ability, and I was very upset. I am not athletic and forced to take the class. I have no ability. He should have graded on improvement.

But anyway, I digress. So, I was crying to my tennis teacher, but he turned out to be James Earl Jones, who kept talking back to me like Darth Vadar. Just not very nice at all. And it made me cry harder.

So, I ran out of the gym, which in my dream was his private jet airplane, and wept my way across the tarmac.

What exactly does this mean???

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here's a two-cent analysis:

- The game of tennis may be a metaphor for a romantic relationship or a courtship.

- To see your teacher (past or present) in your dream, suggests that you are seeking some advice, guidance, or knowledge. You are heading into a new path in life and ready to learn by example or from a past experience.

- To dream that you are crying, signifies a release of negative emotions that is more likely caused by some waking situation rather than the events of the dream itself. Your dream is a way to regain some emotional balance and a way to safely let out your fears and frustrations.

- To see an airplane in your dream, indicates that you will overcome your obstacles and rise to a new level of prominence and status. You may experience a higher consciousness, new-found freedom and greater awareness. Perhaps you need to gain a better perspective or wider view on something.

As for James Earl Jones and the Darth Vadar voice, maybe, like with Skywalker, he was your father.

To summarize, it means you should drink a bottle of wine and get laid. (and if I'm wrong, at least you'll have had fun doing it!)

Victoria is only a wee bit crazy said...

Julie your a GENIUS!!

Anonymous said...

I try to help out where I can. :)

Food Czar said...

Victoria, I think Julie's assessment is probably correct. You also could be reaching your midlife crisis early. Midlife is rough, but you will come out of it stronger, sexier, and more sure of yourself, all of which will help you find the RIGHT guy. Just be sure to not rush your search. He will find you when BOTH of you are ready.

Anonymous said...

Not only do you come out of a midlife crisis stronger, sexier, and more sure of yourself, you also get a mustache!