Best bathroom in Dallas

This topic was of such importance, I had to give it a blog of its own.

Sunday night at Tei An, after 2 or 3 Ichibans, I had the need to use the facilities. I walked over to the entrance by the bar, and this women was just standing in the doorway in semi-shock.

She looked at me and exclaimed "Have you ever seen those before?" And then pointed to the stalls. The doors were glass. You could look through and see the toilet. She was in shock. She said "someone can see you."

I immediately knew what was up. I had seen these doors on CSI Miami. For once, my addiction to this show paid off. I told her they were special glass and demonstrated. When you locked them, the glass immediately fogged up, and you couldn't see through.

So, that mystery solved. I went into one stall, locked the door, watched the glass fog up, and turned around to the toilet. It looked different. I sat down and noticed under the toilet paper roll there was some sort of control panel. Of course I had to start pushing buttons.

First, I discovered the seats heated up. Granted, its september in Dallas. So, this option is not necessary at this time, but I kept thinking this would be lovely December.

Secondly, I began playing with the "wash" buttons. Lets just say the toilet has a sprayer and you can push buttons that have it spray from different angles. I had fun with all the angles, but eventually it got old. So, then I turned on the dryer.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TOILET WITH A DRYER??

Crazy.

I looked it and it was a Toto. Totos are the cadillac of toilets. This thing is their Escalade. Amazing.

Of course after I was done, I went to the very cool sink with the spigot that had a sensor and turned on and off by itself etc.

Overall, an absolutely fabulous experience I would gladly do again.