When I was a young child, Halloween was about being scared and eating candy. It was this lovely night where you got to dress up as something fun and eat candy.
Somehow in the last 10 years, Halloween has morphed into "sexy Halloween", the night when all women over the age of 14 dress up like whores and eat candy. NO no no! I'm not having it anymore.
About two weeks ago, I decided I was going to be a Bee for halloween. I wanted to be a cute, fuzzy bumble bee. So, I went online. I thought I would get on the ball and order early. Well, what did I find online. 400 stripper outfits. Seriously, if you want to be a Bee for Halloween, just wear a yello bikini and a black tutu and your set.
Boo! I say Boo!
Down with sexy Halloween. I'm dressing as something scary and I'm gonna eat some candy!
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i'm sorry if medusa was "too sexy" for you.
;)
:)
m.a.
I have a mermaid you can borrow. :P
The problem with the bee outfit? Every single person's comment is "Oh, it's the bee chick from the Blind Melon video." It gets old quick.
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