Monday, November 24, 2008

I think I'm going to be an author

This weekend I ran away for a day to my friend's family farm. Mostly we just laze around all day and get up to eat and feed the llamas. Its really very relaxing.

I forgot to bring a book. So, I asked around to see what people brought. Jennifer brought out her selection of paperbacks. I just looked at them. And looked at her. I picked one up and read the back of it. I looked at her and said "is this what I think it is." She shook her head yes.

"Seriously, is this a Scottish, vampire, romance, Christmas novel?"

"Yes" she said laughing.

Well,when one is presented with a Scottish, vampire, romance, Christmas novel they just have to read it.

Lets just say I now thoroughly believe anyone can get published. This book didn't even have naughty bits. The only thing that made it fun was when I read passages aloud in my Scottish accent. By the way, I have a very good Scottish accent.

Seriously, I can make lazing around under afghans in the cold weather reading bad literature (if you can call it that) fun. Just give me a bottle of wine and a romance novel full of scotts and kilts.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

V the naughty bits were pretty much at the end of the book. LOL I read it this weekend....