I was recently having a discussion with a friend where I was telling them my thoughts on their mental state. I have to admit at the time I was having this discussion, I had quite a few margaritas in me. I'm not sure why, but margaritas cause me to believe I am incredibly intelligent and knowledgable. Yeah, not so much.
Anyway, I decided I needed to evaluate him psychologically. I believe I told him that he is so unhappy with his life, he becomes self destructive. He does bad things to make him feel like he is living. That's not good.
I said I understood where he was coming from on this. I sometimes get like this. I am slightly self destructive.
He just looked at me incredulously and said "You? You're self destructive? What self destructive thing have you done."
I looked at him honestly over the rim of my tequila filled glass and said "I dated you!"
I'm horrible
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The utterly hilarious/sad/ironic part is just how self-referential that statement becomes. However, it doesn't make you completely horrible...only partially...or perhaps a smidgen so.
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
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