November 24th

After November 24th, I fear no one will ever see me again. Why you ask? Because on November 24th I will officially get cable.

I know. This is a big step. Its been 4 years. 4 long years.

I called up AT&T last Thursday and said I was interested in cable and (wait for it) internet. YES, I am getting internet at home too. Seriously, you will never see my face again.

But, it's time to be an adult. It's time to be able to grow up and manage my time. I really think that if there is an 8 hour marathon of "Rock of Love" on VH1 I will be able to leave the house and still socialize, instead of cuddling up on my couch under a fuzzy afghan eating cheese and making fun of people. Man that sure sounds nice though.

The woman who signed me up for the service slowly walked me through all my options. We first discussed cable. I only wanted the 100 channel option, but it was pointed out to me that I could get the 200 channel option with the DVR for a year at the same price as the 100 channel option. I kind of got a bit crazy and said yes.

I'm really going to be testing myself.

The internet should be interesting. I fear I will have a permanent laptop imprint from having it sit on my lap all the time now.

It was nice knowing all of you. I will be stocking up on canned goods and supplies over the next couple of weeks.